As I’m sure you know all too well, I have a filthy mouth.
My mother, who is a proper lady, never swears. Instead she says stuff like…
It’s just not fun!
Using her language, I will now describe my day…
Drat! Today was scuzzy. Lots of things went wrong and it was just no fun! Oh, crumb!
(I don’t know how that woman lives. That was not satisfying at all.)