When desperately trying to come up with a blog-worthy idea today, I decided to check my drafts folder for possibilities. I thought that perhaps I started a quality blog ages ago, got distracted, and could resuscitate the content.
Most of the drafts were abandoned with good reason. Then I found this curious list.
WordPress tracks the phrases people enter into their search engines which lead to my blog. According to my drafts file, this list represents the phrases used to find iguesssiwriteforfree on August 31, 2012. I remember wanting to write about this but a friend beat me to it on his blog. Because his was so hilarious, I didn’t dare post mine.
But I dare post it today because I find this hysterically depressing, disturbing, and filled with delightful J-O searches.
- help i am a boy my face is soft and girly
- breeding mommy on our honeymoon
- big boobs with backpack
- worst diarrhea stories
- alan menconi dating
- i’m bored of living in my own head
- when you suddenly feel that you are stuck in life
- skinny girl with carpet burn
- helping somebody cry
- had to piss so bad i pissed in a towel
- convinced something is medically wrong with me
- brooke shields pee
- sweating like dripping water in suffocation
- how to make a man face look like a girl
- im convinced that im insane and im stuck in my head help
- had some fun with my cousin
- who is obsessed with dead trees
- anyone else a tall girl who can’t get a guy?
- drunk at own wedding
- wiferys world finger in ass
- if your penis is upside down can it suffocate?
- dick poke out towel
- very hot grang father with hot grang mother
- sometimes when the wheight of the world is on your shoulders just giving up sounds so easy then i remember bacon
- when i tell you how i feel you roll over and take a nape maybe im insecure
- weirdest thing a guy said to me in bed
- dead skn while masturbating
- i want out of my loveless marriage
*If you guessed “worst diarrhea stories” you were correct!